So today in my human sexuality class my 60-year-old teacher brought up condoms and suggested putting them on with your mouth and we were like ok that’s a cool idea
and then he grabbed a banana and opened and condom and put the condom in his mouth a fuCKING DEEPTHROATED THE GODDAMN BANANA TO PUT THE CONDOM ON IT AND WE WERE ALL JUST SITTING THERE IN SHOCK AND ONE KID STARTED CLAPPING
whats a good excuse to get out of soccer practice i need to know asap
excellent answers, thank u friends
Because you don’t want to sound neolithic when you’re throwing a temper tantrum.
Because everyone should have this on their blog
useful for class
Clotpole.
MY TEACHER ACTUALLY GAVE US THIS LIST AND WE USED IT FOR A WHOLE CLASS
(Source: aliceilluminated)
i don’t know, i was playing around Audacity, and Ohno turns out quite well :3
just the end part of Shizuka na Yoru ni. Ohno Satoko, everyone!
About me
Just your average, friendly neighbourhood fangirl! :DCurrently studying Japanese at the University of Iceland, and lovin' it.
Totally obsessed with Arashi, but I also love many other Japanese artists!
Even though my favorite in Arashi is leader, I love them all so much. There's not enough words in my vocabulary to properly describe this love :<
One day, I WILL go to a concert and I WILL spaz like an idiot. XD
Known as Jamasunda @ lj
